THOSE CREATURES CALLED "WOMEN"
If you ask her precious vote, she says you are disturbing
If you don't, she say you are snobbing
If you are a well-dresser, she says you are a playboy
If you are not, she thinks you are rugged
If you kiss her, she thinks you are not a gentleman
If you don't, you are not a man
If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
If you don't, you are good for nothing
If you agree with all her likes, she is abusing
If you don't, you are not understanding
If you make romance, you are an "Experience" MAN
If you don't, you are a half half man
If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring
If you don't, she accuses you of double crossing
If you visit another, she accuses you of being a heel
If she is visited by another, Oh!! it is natural. --------'WE ARE GIRLS!'
If you are late, she complains it is hard to wait
If you come on time, for HOURS she will make you wait
If you propose love within a brief acquaintanceship, you're a fresh guy
If you postpone it to later, she wonders why
If you fail to assist her in crossing the street, you lack ethics
If you do, she thinks it is just one man's tactics
If you are jealous, she doubts your love and is not glad
If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold
If you attempt romance, she says you don't respect her
If you don't, she thinks you don't like her
If you listen, she wants you to talk
If you talk, she wants you to LISTEN!
OH WOMEN!!!!!!!!????????
so SIMPLE yet so COMPLEX
so WEAK yet so STRONG
so CONFUSING but POWERFUL
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ok... that's the entry... jus type it out to let you people have a few laughs perhaps? well, i personally did! so have a nice day!
